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    (Pirate Metrics): The 5-Stage Growth Funnel, Honestly

    AARRR is the framework people quote in a board meeting and then quietly ignore when they actually run growth. The idea is gorgeous in its simplicity: take the entire life of a customer and break it into five things you can count - Acquisition, Activation, Retention, Referral, Revenue. Say the initials out loud and you sound like a pirate, which is the whole joke and also why it stuck for two decades.

    Acquisition
    Activation
    Retention
    Referral
    Revenue
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